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ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ sʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ ⋙ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ([personal profile] mph) wrote2021-03-22 11:55 pm
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OK Boomer, there is no answer message to this missed call.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's a Hawkeye thing. No matter how much of a disaster they are, people are always into Hawkeyes!

Sort of internally? I mean Hutts can reproduce asexually but they perv on all other species.

But what WOULD this city do with someone who just didn't have any external sex organs?????? Just be like "use your hands/whatever orifice you have"???
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Can you imagine if she was?

YOU STARTED IT!

Yeah. That's true. Guess we shouldn't say how much we'd hate it if we had to see Northstar naked.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sent after this convo.]

Hey, you want to go to dinner or lunch or something with mom with me?
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-20 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask who was paying. I'll pay if you want. Mom says she knows a good Italian place, so there? Friday okay for you?
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-25 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
You'd still have to talk to me when she's too cool to talk to either of us somehow.

And she'd definitely not be talking to you if you try to get a threesome with your Dom right off the bat.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO START SHIT YOU DON'T WANT FINISHED.

Yeah, no one wants that. So much blue. Or like, Gambit. Ugh.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-26 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I was going to do it with the whole family, but I guess I can tell you first. I wanted to come out and tell you I'm gay. Try not to be shocked.

No, you ass, it's just dinner. I figured you'd want to spend time with mom too, plus then you can kick me if I talk too much.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you think. She's too cool to talk to either of us.

You wouldn't open with it but you'd still just blurt it out.

Oh yeah. No one ever wants to see Johnny Storm naked. Hideous. And She-Hulk - who likes green?
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I hid it really well, sorry.

Okay, I don't actually do that and I don't really want to, but I have listened to a lot of talk about it since I got here and also before I got here and I take direction well, so I'm going to just say I'd be good at it if I ever did.

Good? I just thought you'd want to come.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sent about a day after the portals]

Hey.

So I'm in the People Zoo for ten days. I figured I should tell you.

I'm okay.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, boobs won me over.

No, I wasn't thinking about it, I literally HEARD it. I work at the community center, and people hang around the front desk where I work and they talk. There was some in depth talk about it like a week ago.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Like permanently?

You THINK you are. You share genes with me, if you like someone enough you'll be an idiot too.

She-Hulk vs. the Star Wars Universe, only with porn.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-18 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A bunch of us were trying to work a spell to open a portal that could get past this place.

It didn't work and opened all those screwed up portals all over.

No, I'm fine.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I guess the team didn't stick this time either?

Yeah you will. We all make idiots of ourselves for at least one person.

She probably would.

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