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OK Boomer, there is no answer message to this missed call.

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[ what the actual fuck?? ]

wow gross
Wrong number old man
Keep your creepy fetish to itself and lose this number

[ewwww]

Well, you don't have to sound so disgusted by it.

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i think i do tho
bc if i dont u'll just go to the next young guy and try this shit again

[ewwww]

I have a partner, thank you very much. One my age, who I was trying to contact before my message got sent to you.

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so u have someone ur own age call u daddy? how is that any less creepy? what are u, 50?

[ewwww]

I'm 39, I'll have you know! You'd think people in Sex City would be a little less judgmental, honestly.

[Like Roman isn't a judgy bastard all the time.]

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if ur 39 u r not aging well like at all
and i'm new here so i guess i'm exactly as judgement as i need to be
creep