[the response takes a noticeable amount of time to come. The elipses bounce and stop and bounce and stop. How is he even supposed to answer that question? Does he just say what happened the one time they met? Does he explain everything? Should he even explain everything? There's a lot. He's tempted to just brush it off but then he remembers that Billy of all people just told Erik who they were so. Fuck it. ]
I'm ur nephew man that's how I know u
And I'm not at all the person who should explain the multiverse to u i barely understand it I kind of just nod and let the geniuses and magic people figure it out
[ for a moment, pietro has to look at the message and then check who he's talking to, because ... he's pretty sure someone else just told him the same thing. ]
there is another one of you?
is a fun little game now? everyone is now my nephew?
[ it doesn't help that the two of them have the same exact face does it. Kind of a mind fuck given that they're identical in all ways but coloration huh. Ain't mutation wild?? ]
yeah we're twins Runs in the family I guess
So like don't tell about ur blue balls problem I'm so not interested
[ This is...new. The Pietro he knows is absent at best, a paranoid, dismissive dickbag at worst--though what does Tommy know, he barely knows him, and that's the point. He kind of expected to be questioned and interrogated, not invited for dinner.
It's nice, but also deeply suspicious. ]
idk we only just got here and i didnt want to just tell wanda like surprise u have kids i mean i could eat
[ he needs to learn more about all of this, sure. but it's been a long time since he's had family besides wanda and if he has a set of lost nephews around, he's not going to let them fend for themselves, not another set of twins having to deal with things alone. ]
we will need to wait about a week because wanda and i cannot be in the same room right now no we are not fighting, it's a long story
why cant u be in the same room? is it like a we did something to piss the assholes in charge off thing or a if we're in the same room the universe will implode kind of thing?
[ And what's the angle for having dinner? what do you get out of it? he types, and then deletes and doesn't send. ]
we tried living together but she has a contract with someone else so it is not allowed we kept it secret for a month but they found out so now we have to be apart for a month as equal payment
it is also why they are making me slow as punishment i cannot run and i cannot see wanda
but also we're lab rats on a sex prison island militarized police state where they keep trying to gaslight is until thinking everything ok so how did it not seem bad right away??? the sex parts fine but i mean the rest of its THE WORST!
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I'm ur nephew man that's how I know u
And I'm not at all the person who should explain the multiverse to u
i barely understand it
I kind of just nod and let the geniuses and magic people figure it out
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there is another one of you?
is a fun little game now?
everyone is now my nephew?
you are wanda's son too?
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yeah we're twins
Runs in the family I guess
So like don't tell about ur blue balls problem I'm so not interested
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[ obviously, forget about that, but he's not even thinking about that right now. there's more important things. ]
you are twins
like wanda and i
[ there's something ... incredibly heart-warming about that. ]
and you are family
so why am i only just hearing about this
we need to come together
we need to eat with dinner and celebrate
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It's nice, but also deeply suspicious. ]
idk we only just got here
and i didnt want to just tell wanda like surprise u have kids
i mean i could eat
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we will need to wait
about a week
because wanda and i cannot be in the same room right now
no we are not fighting, it's a long story
but when we can, we will all have a meal together
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is it like a we did something to piss the assholes in charge off thing or a if we're in the same room the universe will implode kind of thing?
[ And what's the angle for having dinner? what do you get out of it? he types, and then deletes and doesn't send. ]
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but she has a contract with someone else so it is not allowed
we kept it secret for a month but they found out
so now we have to be apart for a month as equal payment
it is also why they are making me slow as punishment
i cannot run and i cannot see wanda
i used to like this place
right now, not so much
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why didnt u just contract her right away?
also u used to LIKE this place?????????
WHY???
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so she already had a contract
and it did not seem bad when i got here
[ it also ... brought him back to life. but he doesn't exactly want to tell his nephew he's technically dead. ]
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sorry u had to deal w that
but also we're lab rats on a sex prison island militarized police state where they keep trying to gaslight is until thinking everything ok so how did it not seem bad right away??? the sex parts fine but i mean the rest of its THE WORST!
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at least here people are fed not to starve and do not need to fear a bomb suddenly appearing in their living room
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Shit
Yeah where you're from sounds a lot worse than where I'm from.
[ It's not, Tommy just happens to like a more privileged existence than he's fully aware of. ]
But idk I'd rather be fighting for something then sitting around on my ass waiting to be fed if i do what i'm told and jump through i hoop