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OK Boomer, there is no answer message to this missed call.

lol we both know theres only one good hawkeye and shes not here

GROSS
DUDE
GROSS
CHANGING THE SUBJECT

I feel like if we keep listing people we dont want to see naked its like giving this place a laundry list of top picks u know? bc they read everything we do etc and also this is hell

Can you imagine if she was?

YOU STARTED IT!

Yeah. That's true. Guess we shouldn't say how much we'd hate it if we had to see Northstar naked.

yeah I would probably stop talking to u tbh
also lol trying to get blue and her to have a threesome which would be gr8

WHATEVER U DONT HAVE TO FINISH EVERYTHING I START

or his sister
or Mystique wow how horrible really wouldnt want to see her naked

You'd still have to talk to me when she's too cool to talk to either of us somehow.

And she'd definitely not be talking to you if you try to get a threesome with your Dom right off the bat.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO START SHIT YOU DON'T WANT FINISHED.

Yeah, no one wants that. So much blue. Or like, Gambit. Ugh.

ouch
maybe too cool to talk to u but shes never been too cool to talk to me
shes just busy

this feels like a challenge and she isnt even here?? it'll be fine
I wouldnt open with it anyway I do actually have some game

johnny storm??
she-hulk???

That's what you think. She's too cool to talk to either of us.

You wouldn't open with it but you'd still just blurt it out.

Oh yeah. No one ever wants to see Johnny Storm naked. Hideous. And She-Hulk - who likes green?

whatever man ur just mad she moved across the country

I'm smoother than that????

lbr she-hulk would own this place

Like permanently?

You THINK you are. You share genes with me, if you like someone enough you'll be an idiot too.

She-Hulk vs. the Star Wars Universe, only with porn.

oh shit that's right that happened later
yeah dude she bailed on all of us
well all of you I can still get out to see her
& i guess u can too but idk how often u & her still hang out uve got ur own shit going on

lol no i wont

[ Yes, yes he will. David and Blue can both attest. ]

she would win tho lbr