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I'm wine drunk and horny.
[ He's taken to actually looking at the accounts now for these misfires--okay, not so bad. Not 50 years old, not his uncle. It could be a lot worse. Dive in Tommy, bite the bullet. Maybe if he fucks with a woman it's not cheating. Right? ]
...okay? And u want me to what, help u with that?
...okay? And u want me to what, help u with that?
[ caitlin isn't checking too closely who the replies are coming from. she might not be checking at all. all she knows is that she doesn't want to feel shitty and alone right now. ]
I mean, you could say no. But my door is open.
I mean, you could say no. But my door is open.
[ now that? that will get her to stop and look at who she's messaged. and he is definitely not her intended target. cait looks at his info. he's cute. younger, but that isn't really a dealbreaker. still, she's a little bit embarrassed. ]
Sorry. I see now that you aren't who I thought I was messaging. I apologize if I offended you.
Sorry. I see now that you aren't who I thought I was messaging. I apologize if I offended you.
I'm Caitlin. Nice to meet you, Tommy, even though it's by accident.
Only a week? I'm sure you'll end up with weirder ones than what you've already gotten.
Only a week? I'm sure you'll end up with weirder ones than what you've already gotten.
yeah i bet
[ And Tommy leaves it at that. Whether he responds again depends entirely on if Logan does, and what he does. He's got better things to do.No he doesn't, he's trapped on sex island trying not to have sex, he has absolutely nothing better to do. ]
[ And Tommy leaves it at that. Whether he responds again depends entirely on if Logan does, and what he does. He's got better things to do.
Your uncle's here? That's awkward. Yeah, I don't know if you'll top that one.
Wow. Nearly the whole family tree was transplanted.
[ she still couldn't imagine her mother here. but he probably doesn't want to know his mom is here, either. ]
Well, I'm glad to have been a pleasant surprise instead of blue balls. And all without a picture, too.
[ she still couldn't imagine her mother here. but he probably doesn't want to know his mom is here, either. ]
Well, I'm glad to have been a pleasant surprise instead of blue balls. And all without a picture, too.
[ it's a nice shot. no, it's a damn good shot. she'll never be that good at taking selfies. but this place seems to catch her from any angle and share it with anyone. ]
You're pretty cute yourself.
You're pretty cute yourself.
It's not super weird. Though maybe that's just me being here for a while.
I'm interested, yeah.
I'm interested, yeah.
[ well, looking at the name that sends back the message — speed?? — this definitely doesn't look to be who he'd intended to text. who the hell is speed though? ]
it's not my fault
they turned me into a pathetic turtle because i was too charming even for them
it's not my fault
they turned me into a pathetic turtle because i was too charming even for them
Cool
[ And then because 1. he's still very new to all of this and 2. He's not actually a terrible person as previously stated, a quick follow up that he hopes isn't a truly stupid thing to say. ]
i should probably say I have a boyfriend back home that isnt going to be a problem for u is it? bc i know things are weird here and im still trying to figure out whats ok and what isnt
[ And then because 1. he's still very new to all of this and 2. He's not actually a terrible person as previously stated, a quick follow up that he hopes isn't a truly stupid thing to say. ]
i should probably say I have a boyfriend back home that isnt going to be a problem for u is it? bc i know things are weird here and im still trying to figure out whats ok and what isnt
[ ... oh wow. this guy is incredibly sweet. his boyfriend back home is lucky. ]
It's not a problem for me. And if it helps, you're not the only person who's probably struggling with this right now.
It's not a problem for me. And if it helps, you're not the only person who's probably struggling with this right now.
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