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[mph]

[ he might be shooting himself in the foot with this but dammit he actually isn't a terrible person. ]

for real? I mean you're cute, but you don't even know me.

[trigeminalheadache]

[ now that? that will get her to stop and look at who she's messaged. and he is definitely not her intended target. cait looks at his info. he's cute. younger, but that isn't really a dealbreaker. still, she's a little bit embarrassed. ]

Sorry. I see now that you aren't who I thought I was messaging. I apologize if I offended you.

[mph]

hey no its fine
u didnt offend me
trust me ive gotten way weirder txts than this one and ive only been here like a week
i'm tommy

[trigeminalheadache]

I'm Caitlin. Nice to meet you, Tommy, even though it's by accident.

Only a week? I'm sure you'll end up with weirder ones than what you've already gotten.

[mph]

my uncle accidentally texted me about having blue balls so idk about that

[trigeminalheadache]

Your uncle's here? That's awkward. Yeah, I don't know if you'll top that one.

[mph]

my uncle, my mom, my grandad and my brother so yeah. If it gets worse than that it'll probably be from any one of them.

But like what i mean is u shouldnt feel awkward
ur cute
it was nice getting something sexy that wasnt traumatizing u no?

[trigeminalheadache]

Wow. Nearly the whole family tree was transplanted.

[ she still couldn't imagine her mother here. but he probably doesn't want to know his mom is here, either. ]

Well, I'm glad to have been a pleasant surprise instead of blue balls. And all without a picture, too.

[mph]

yeah sort of

u want one?
a pic i mean

[trigeminalheadache]

Sure. I'd like a pic.

[mph]

[ Attached is a slightly downwards selfie of him with his shirt off, sweatpants hanging a little low, fingers in a peace sign. Clearly the signs of someone who knows how to take a gratuity shot and knows his angles. ]

[trigeminalheadache]

[ it's a nice shot. no, it's a damn good shot. she'll never be that good at taking selfies. but this place seems to catch her from any angle and share it with anyone. ]

You're pretty cute yourself.

[mph]

thnx
so like this is probably super weird bc u didnt mean to text me but i need to start working on that quota thing
u interested?

[trigeminalheadache]

It's not super weird. Though maybe that's just me being here for a while.
I'm interested, yeah.

[mph]

Cool

[ And then because 1. he's still very new to all of this and 2. He's not actually a terrible person as previously stated, a quick follow up that he hopes isn't a truly stupid thing to say. ]

i should probably say I have a boyfriend back home that isnt going to be a problem for u is it? bc i know things are weird here and im still trying to figure out whats ok and what isnt

[trigeminalheadache]

[ ... oh wow. this guy is incredibly sweet. his boyfriend back home is lucky. ]

It's not a problem for me. And if it helps, you're not the only person who's probably struggling with this right now.

[mph]

[ He's not that sweet, don't go telling anyone. ]

cool
so if i came over what would u want me to do to u
fyi i can vibrate my fingers and my tongue 😉

[trigeminalheadache]

[ she's telling the entire world. or at least, all of duplicity. ]

You can? Is that your superpower?

[mph]

it's a bonus perk of my superpower
been told it feels rly good

[trigeminalheadache]

[ superpower. she has a feeling on what that power is, but she'll keep that under her metaphorical hat for now. ]

I bet. A vibrator feels good, but that's plastic or silicone. Can't really compare.

[mph]

yeah and it it cant feel around till it finds ur gspot

[trigeminalheadache]

God. No, no, it can't. And it's not always easy to find it yourself. Or keep the pressure on it just right.
You remember my first message? You're not helping any.

[mph]

😇💦✌🏻
hey if ur wet who am i to not help right?
plus i could get my thumb going on ur clit at the same time and two pushed up just right

[trigeminalheadache]

It's like doing your civic duty around here.
You have to want something in return, yeah? Cause that sounds mindblowing and I would be a terrible person otherwise.

[mph]

maybe im a giver

[ Well, only a little. He's definitely getting hard. ]

but yeah ill take what ur giving got any fun tricks?