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ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ sʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ ⋙ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ([personal profile] mph) wrote2021-03-22 11:55 pm
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OK Boomer, there is no answer message to this missed call.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-14 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
God. I don't know. Where can we go from here? We've seen hairy Wolverine butt SO MUCH.

The Thing? Rock butt?
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-14 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to figure out how to magic the network against naked moms. If I end up in sex jail for breaking the network, worth it.

Even I would rather see Rogue.

Ugh. Osborn. And I've kind of already see Hawkeye's butt, but only because his pants fell down.

What about OTHER world people? I mean we could literally get wrinkly naked Palpatine balls.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's a Hawkeye thing. No matter how much of a disaster they are, people are always into Hawkeyes!

Sort of internally? I mean Hutts can reproduce asexually but they perv on all other species.

But what WOULD this city do with someone who just didn't have any external sex organs?????? Just be like "use your hands/whatever orifice you have"???
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Can you imagine if she was?

YOU STARTED IT!

Yeah. That's true. Guess we shouldn't say how much we'd hate it if we had to see Northstar naked.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-10-25 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
You'd still have to talk to me when she's too cool to talk to either of us somehow.

And she'd definitely not be talking to you if you try to get a threesome with your Dom right off the bat.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO START SHIT YOU DON'T WANT FINISHED.

Yeah, no one wants that. So much blue. Or like, Gambit. Ugh.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you think. She's too cool to talk to either of us.

You wouldn't open with it but you'd still just blurt it out.

Oh yeah. No one ever wants to see Johnny Storm naked. Hideous. And She-Hulk - who likes green?
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Like permanently?

You THINK you are. You share genes with me, if you like someone enough you'll be an idiot too.

She-Hulk vs. the Star Wars Universe, only with porn.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I guess the team didn't stick this time either?

Yeah you will. We all make idiots of ourselves for at least one person.

She probably would.
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we're just not young enough to be Young Avengers. Some other dumb fifteen year olds will pick it up soon.

I said "at least".
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[personal profile] altersreality 2021-11-30 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's not really, I was just trying to put a good spin on it I guess.

Okay, sure.