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OK Boomer, there is no answer message to this missed call.

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this place is coming for us specifically dude
its like a top ten people u dont ever want to see naked
bets on who shows up next

[altersreality]

God. I don't know. Where can we go from here? We've seen hairy Wolverine butt SO MUCH.

The Thing? Rock butt?

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Harry wolverine butt, full frontal grandpa, petes dick print, lornas tits, naked moms going 2 happen sooner or later im bracing
u know rogue is here and I havent seen her naked like once but wolverine??? too many
not fair

uhhh norman osborn would be pretty gross? master pandemonium's saggy wrinkly balls? our hawkeye?

[altersreality]

I'm going to figure out how to magic the network against naked moms. If I end up in sex jail for breaking the network, worth it.

Even I would rather see Rogue.

Ugh. Osborn. And I've kind of already see Hawkeye's butt, but only because his pants fell down.

What about OTHER world people? I mean we could literally get wrinkly naked Palpatine balls.

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lmao oh man he's such an idiot idk why wanda likes him so much

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do u think jabba the hutt even has balls?
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[altersreality]

I think it's a Hawkeye thing. No matter how much of a disaster they are, people are always into Hawkeyes!

Sort of internally? I mean Hutts can reproduce asexually but they perv on all other species.

But what WOULD this city do with someone who just didn't have any external sex organs?????? Just be like "use your hands/whatever orifice you have"???

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lol we both know theres only one good hawkeye and shes not here

GROSS
DUDE
GROSS
CHANGING THE SUBJECT

I feel like if we keep listing people we dont want to see naked its like giving this place a laundry list of top picks u know? bc they read everything we do etc and also this is hell

[altersreality]

Can you imagine if she was?

YOU STARTED IT!

Yeah. That's true. Guess we shouldn't say how much we'd hate it if we had to see Northstar naked.

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yeah I would probably stop talking to u tbh
also lol trying to get blue and her to have a threesome which would be gr8

WHATEVER U DONT HAVE TO FINISH EVERYTHING I START


or his sister
or Mystique wow how horrible really wouldnt want to see her naked

[altersreality]

You'd still have to talk to me when she's too cool to talk to either of us somehow.

And she'd definitely not be talking to you if you try to get a threesome with your Dom right off the bat.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO START SHIT YOU DON'T WANT FINISHED.

Yeah, no one wants that. So much blue. Or like, Gambit. Ugh.

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ouch
maybe too cool to talk to u but shes never been too cool to talk to me
shes just busy

this feels like a challenge and she isnt even here?? it'll be fine
I wouldnt open with it anyway I do actually have some game


johnny storm??
she-hulk???

[altersreality]

That's what you think. She's too cool to talk to either of us.

You wouldn't open with it but you'd still just blurt it out.

Oh yeah. No one ever wants to see Johnny Storm naked. Hideous. And She-Hulk - who likes green?

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whatever man ur just mad she moved across the country

I'm smoother than that????

lbr she-hulk would own this place

[altersreality]

Like permanently?

You THINK you are. You share genes with me, if you like someone enough you'll be an idiot too.

She-Hulk vs. the Star Wars Universe, only with porn.

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oh shit that's right that happened later
yeah dude she bailed on all of us
well all of you I can still get out to see her
& i guess u can too but idk how often u & her still hang out uve got ur own shit going on

lol no i wont

[ Yes, yes he will. David and Blue can both attest. ]

she would win tho lbr

[altersreality]

Oh. I guess the team didn't stick this time either?

Yeah you will. We all make idiots of ourselves for at least one person.

She probably would.

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lol nope
p sure its dead dead now

even if that's true y's kate my one person?

[altersreality]

Maybe we're just not young enough to be Young Avengers. Some other dumb fifteen year olds will pick it up soon.

I said "at least".

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thats easy for u to say
whatever nvm

I dont make an idiot of myself for anyone

[altersreality]

It's not really, I was just trying to put a good spin on it I guess.

Okay, sure.