[ He's taken to actually looking at the accounts now for these misfires--okay, not so bad. Not 50 years old, not his uncle. It could be a lot worse. Dive in Tommy, bite the bullet. Maybe if he fucks with a woman it's not cheating. Right? ]
[ caitlin isn't checking too closely who the replies are coming from. she might not be checking at all. all she knows is that she doesn't want to feel shitty and alone right now. ]
[ now that? that will get her to stop and look at who she's messaged. and he is definitely not her intended target. cait looks at his info. he's cute. younger, but that isn't really a dealbreaker. still, she's a little bit embarrassed. ]
Sorry. I see now that you aren't who I thought I was messaging. I apologize if I offended you.
[ Attached is a slightly downwards selfie of him with his shirt off, sweatpants hanging a little low, fingers in a peace sign. Clearly the signs of someone who knows how to take a gratuity shot and knows his angles. ]
[ it's a nice shot. no, it's a damn good shot. she'll never be that good at taking selfies. but this place seems to catch her from any angle and share it with anyone. ]
[ And then because 1. he's still very new to all of this and 2. He's not actually a terrible person as previously stated, a quick follow up that he hopes isn't a truly stupid thing to say. ]
i should probably say I have a boyfriend back home that isnt going to be a problem for u is it? bc i know things are weird here and im still trying to figure out whats ok and what isnt
God. No, no, it can't. And it's not always easy to find it yourself. Or keep the pressure on it just right. You remember my first message? You're not helping any.
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...okay? And u want me to what, help u with that?
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I mean, you could say no. But my door is open.
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for real? I mean you're cute, but you don't even know me.
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Sorry. I see now that you aren't who I thought I was messaging. I apologize if I offended you.
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u didnt offend me
trust me ive gotten way weirder txts than this one and ive only been here like a week
i'm tommy
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Only a week? I'm sure you'll end up with weirder ones than what you've already gotten.
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But like what i mean is u shouldnt feel awkward
ur cute
it was nice getting something sexy that wasnt traumatizing u no?
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[ she still couldn't imagine her mother here. but he probably doesn't want to know his mom is here, either. ]
Well, I'm glad to have been a pleasant surprise instead of blue balls. And all without a picture, too.
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u want one?
a pic i mean
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You're pretty cute yourself.
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so like this is probably super weird bc u didnt mean to text me but i need to start working on that quota thing
u interested?
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I'm interested, yeah.
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[ And then because 1. he's still very new to all of this and 2. He's not actually a terrible person as previously stated, a quick follow up that he hopes isn't a truly stupid thing to say. ]
i should probably say I have a boyfriend back home that isnt going to be a problem for u is it? bc i know things are weird here and im still trying to figure out whats ok and what isnt
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It's not a problem for me. And if it helps, you're not the only person who's probably struggling with this right now.
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cool
so if i came over what would u want me to do to u
fyi i can vibrate my fingers and my tongue 😉
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You can? Is that your superpower?
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been told it feels rly good
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I bet. A vibrator feels good, but that's plastic or silicone. Can't really compare.
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You remember my first message? You're not helping any.
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hey if ur wet who am i to not help right?
plus i could get my thumb going on ur clit at the same time and two pushed up just right
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